emma, interrupted.

month

June 2012

omg that duck just chose that man to be his bff ~~~~why can’t this happen to me~~~~

1612th: imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didnt bite or jump or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits there and follows you around like a puppy and speaks english and when it talks it has a really deep voice and talks in a really agressive voice and rarely speaks when it speaks it only says helpful things like “yo man theres balloons on sale in the next...